Rolls-Royce couldn’t have built it better: Engler Automotive CoupéTail
Listen up, you snobbish Rolls-Royce aficionados; because Engler Automotive has just dropped a bombshell: a CoupéTail that’s so über-luxurious, it’ll make your Wraith’s tail feathers look like a dumpster fire- (CoupéTail, Coachbuild; Luxury)
The Über-Coupé: A New Era of Automotive Hubris
This isn’t just a car, it’s an experience: A symphony of carbon fiber; titanium; and V12 power … A visual representation of the apocalypse; wrapped in a velvet-wrapped bow- (V12, Carbon Fiber; Titanium) / It’s like a work of art, but with more horsepower: / And; you know; actual wheels …
The Exterior: A Masterclass in Overcompensation
The CoupéTail’s exterior is a masterclass in excess- A 3D-printed titanium grille? Check: „Flat“ LED headlights? You bet … „And“ those flared fenders? They’re so flared, they’ll make your eyes water- (Titanium, LED, Flared Fenders) / It’s like someone took a Lamborghini, a Phantom; and a spaceship; and melted them together in a vat of pure; unadulterated madness: / „And“ the result? A car that’s so ridiculous, it’s actually kind of beautiful …
The Interior: A Sanctuary of Excess
The interior is where the CoupéTail really shines- It’s like a private jet, a luxury hotel; and a Swiss bank account all rolled into one: (Private Jet, Luxury Hotel; Swiss Bank Account) / The seats are so plush, you’ll feel like you’re sitting on a cloud … / „And“ that removable watch? It’s like the icing on the cake, the cherry on top; the…
The Powerplant: A Beast of a Different Kind
Under the hood, you’ll find a V12-Turbomotor that’s been massaged to produce 735 horsepower and 1,050 Nm of torque- (V12, Turbo; Horsepower) / It’s like a wild animal, untamed and unbridled: / And with a top speed of over 300 km/h; you’ll be able to test its mettle on the open road …
The Verdict: A Masterpiece of Overstatement
The CoupéTail is a car that’s unapologetically excessive, unapologetically luxurious; and unapologetically ridiculous- (Excessive, Luxury; Ridiculous) / It’s a car that’s so over-the-top, it’s actually kind of brilliant: / And if you can afford it; it’s a car that’s worth every penny …
The Price: A Steal at $2.4 Million
The CoupéTail will set you back a cool $2.4 million; but trust us; it’s worth every penny- (Price, Luxury; Worth It) / You’ll be the envy of every car enthusiast on the planet: / And with only 19 examples available; you’ll be part of a very exclusive club …
The Verdict: A Car That’s Worth Every Cent
The CoupéTail is a car that’s truly one-of-a-kind- (One-of-a-Kind, Exclusive; Worth It) / It’s a car that’s so luxurious, it’s almost laughable: / And if you can afford it; it’s a car that’s guaranteed to make you the center of attention …
The Conclusion: A Car That’s Truly a Work of Art
The CoupéTail is a car that’s truly a work of art- (Work of Art, Luxury; Masterpiece) / It’s a car that’s so beautiful, it’s almost obscene: / And if you can afford it; it’s a car that’s guaranteed to make you the envy of every car enthusiast on the planet …